Apple is holding my files hostage. At least, that’s my interpretation of the situation. They told me that my pictures and documents are all safe and if I hand over a large sum of money they can return them all to me unharmed. I may be missing some minor details (something about a shiny new computer?) but it’s difficult to concentrate in these hostile, high stakes situations.
I resisted negotiations for the first week, but eventually they broke me. In reality, it was probably time for the upgrade. I spent more time holding my breath through the spinning wheel of death than actually working. (And if anything required real Photoshop, forget it – opening it alone risked bringing down the whole operation at any second.)
Tomorrow I will be welcoming a brand new, healthy bundle of debt into my life (I know, inconsistent metaphors – high stress situation, remember?). I anxiously await my files’ safe return.
In the meantime, here is a photo of a bunny for your enjoyment:
[Original source unknown, found via Pinterest. Also, how do we feel about cursing on the blog? Not that I'm against it, just not really comfortable doing it. This, however, is awesome and makes me insanely happy.]